your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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