If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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