How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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