wanna go halves on a baby?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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