your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We don't watch enough power rangers
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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