3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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