Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Life is so much better after having sex.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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