My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.