at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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