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(703): View more from Virginia

in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.

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(239): View more from Florida

and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.

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(416): View more from Ontario

So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading

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(925): View more from California

After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.

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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique

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(630): View more from Illinois

she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.

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(518): View more from New York

We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?

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