I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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