remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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