in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?