i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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