Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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