i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
People in love make me want to vomit
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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