omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He has the fingertips of a God
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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