I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i drank out of a bidet.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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