so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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