her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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