Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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