Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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