Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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