Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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