I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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