is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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