Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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