I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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