When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
