Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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