i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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