bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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