I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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