he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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