Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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