Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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