I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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