Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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