Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.