ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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