I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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