i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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