You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That's how pantless uber rides happen
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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