Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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