He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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