Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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