no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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