She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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