I need help removing her.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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