It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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