ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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