just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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