i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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