I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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