And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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