I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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