Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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