Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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