I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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