Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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