yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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