i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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