Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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